Saturday, May 21, 2011

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  • TennisandMusic
    Apr 28, 11:04 AM
    I'm honestly surprised by a lot of you. The whole "no single android phone outsells the iPhone!" argument, is foolish and weak. It's a platform war. You basically get ONE CHOICE with the iPhone. Now it's a great choice, but of course it's going to be a top seller as a result. There are so many good Android choices out there that a single model isn't going to dwarf the others. Since there are, you know, options? As a platform it seems iOS is getting whooped on. Does that not register, or are people that much in denial?

    Now myself, I like my iPhone, but come on...in this case we are talking about platforms...So weird...





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  • trainguy77
    Oct 10, 05:46 PM
    I am liking this upward trend we have going right now. We need to keep that up. We need major releases of folding clients to be posted on atleast page 2 if not page one to get some interest.





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  • alphaod
    Dec 6, 12:28 AM
    I want 24GB of RAM for my Mac Pro; I think that's the only thing I actually need since 12GB isn't enough all the time.

    I would also like a Burton Nug snowboard. This one will probably happen.

    pppfffttt... man up and get some real firepower:D I bought myself an ORIGINAL Desert Eagle 50 cal last year ...best money I ever spent.

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    Yes it costs a fortune to shoot and my wrist can only handle about 6 rounds and I am done for the day. However it only takes 1 from this thing to stop anything shy of a pissed off bull elephant:D

    I want a handgun, but I have to work out residency issues before I can�

    I think if there were no guns besides the law enforcements then America would be a much safer place.

    I think America would be a safer place if so many people weren't ignorant.





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  • imnotatfault
    Aug 19, 08:32 AM
    Safari needs to integrate Saft's features natively. Then NO ONE could complain about its functionality.





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  • HGW
    Jul 12, 09:44 AM
    i gave up wanting more from an ipod when discovered you cant take pictures from an ipod photo





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  • SilianRail
    Apr 12, 01:27 PM
    Wouldn't matter anyway if you were using a ThunderBolt external hard drive. Very few mechanical hard drives can even reach 1Gbps-2Gbps. You'll need several of the fastest SSDs in RAID to even reach ThunderBolt speeds.

    USB 3.0 FTW. More practical.USB 2.0 brings my CPU to its knees, can't imagine how bad USB 3.0 is. Some people have **** to do for the 2 hours its transferring.





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  • ipader
    Apr 13, 02:35 PM
    Time to start the following threads...

    "Apple HDTV Shipping Thread"
    "What do you use your Apple HDTV for?"
    "Apple HDTV Backlight Bleeding"
    "I've got a speck of dust under my Apple HDTV glass cover, should I return?"
    "Darn Apple HDTV Scalpers!!!"
    "What color Apple HDTV should I get?"



    "Should I jailbreak my Apple HDTV?"





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  • wmmk
    Jul 10, 12:29 PM
    if charts can do basic formulas (using mostly only simple arithmetic), pages has a word processing mode, grammar check, and integrates with a thesaurus, wikipeida, spotlight, and google, office is immediately deleted from my system:D
    one problem:
    will eductional institutions really want the wikipedia integration? my school is certainly not big on wikipedia. if apple could strike a deal with MacKiev, World Book software could come with iWork and be integrated with pages and the whole suite in general.





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  • balamw
    Oct 23, 02:26 PM
    How would an operating system KNOW it is being run in virtualization? It cannot determine the difference from a real computer. We are talking about Vista like it is an artificial intelligence of some kind.
    Same way iTunes can detect that you're trying to rip a CD from a virtual CD drive. (Even though this one is easily bypassed). There aren't that many VM packages and they all have a unique signature that can be detected which does not involve AI or even rocket science.

    In the end though there is no point in discussing how they detect it, since it would appear that they don't plan use any technological means to stop you from doing what their EULA appears to say you can't do.

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  • firestarter
    May 1, 11:38 PM
    It is not me who decided ... Osama was a Terrorist long before 911 ... you do not seem to know of his involvement ... you should read up on his life of Terrorism.

    Yeah, it's all about one guy who was leader of the bad men. And none of the bad men could think for themselves, and now he's gone, they won't know what to do - and we'll all be happy and safe.
    Sleep well!





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  • ucfgrad93
    Apr 16, 09:28 PM
    I want to play!:cool:





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  • Astro7x
    May 3, 08:08 AM
    Does this model support Jumbo Frames for a change? Why did Apple have to take that feature out, we could go for some cheap iMac Workstations for video editing!





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  • technicolor
    Oct 24, 07:39 PM
    Ok its good to know this.. I'll download the Ultimate version of Vista then, not the Home Sweet Home version :D:D:D

    F. U. Microsoft.. never gonna take any penny of mine again.. You suck and you always will..
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  • vvebster
    Nov 29, 01:08 AM
    I'd like to get Kinect and Kinect Sports (game)....well for me and my sisters. I don't why people are hating on it, but it's actually fun to play...well kinect sports was fun. And it's a good workout.


    **And kinda tired of playing Gears Of War 2, since COD games sucks now :( I just finished Fable 3, all i gotta say is....AMAZING GAME!





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  • Storm9
    Oct 20, 09:28 AM
    I've started with <./fah6 -bigadv -smp 16 -local> after getting rid of the unit it was working on, it is finally using all 16 cores now, had only been using 8. It doesn't look like it's doing anything more strenuous.


    How can you tell how many cores its using?





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  • WildCowboy
    Oct 18, 04:51 PM
    Still not sure where you're getting this "less than half the total" figure... :confused:

    This quarter, Macs accounted for $2.213 billion in revenue. iPods accounted for $1.559 billion, plus another $452 million in music-related revenue, for a total of $2.011 billion. So, even without counting Mac peripherals and software, music revenue was less than Mac revenue.

    Last quarter, Mac revenue was $1.866 billion, while iPods sold $1.497 billion, plus another $457 million in other music-related revenue, for a total of $1.954 billion for the music end.





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  • DotComName
    Apr 28, 03:59 PM
    I'm pretty sure it's just an illusion because of the color difference and the angle of the shot. Makes no sense why Apple would need to or want to do that.





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  • MacFever
    Apr 11, 01:33 PM
    cool.....I guess we can expect thunderbolt in MBA soon then.





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  • chrmjenkins
    Nov 1, 11:52 AM
    Just looking forward to a nice relaxing holiday with my wife and dogs. I don't need anything.





    TwoSocEmBoppers
    Mar 16, 09:40 AM
    So my friend just told me about what happened with being locked out and there already being 20 people in line... what the ****? You guys better say something

    Ya dude. When I walked in and saw all those people I was so depressed! All of us who walked all just sighed.





    VideoFreek
    Dec 29, 01:38 PM
    I'm always amazed by the amount of abuse the human body can withstand. How is she not already dead? How is it that her bones don't break under the load? Astonishing, really.





    LbSigman
    Apr 14, 03:09 PM
    My upload is better, but my download is the same.

    I've had instances in which my download was 650kbps and my upload has been 1200kbps. It's been all over the board, but I'm still happy with it. Did you just install the new update?





    BenRoethig
    Jul 24, 09:49 AM
    This statement worries me, yes a increased market share is good, but in the end I want it to be for the entire platform, the hardware and OS X! I run Parrallels for a few ancient windows only games but even then I somehow feel like Im betraying my decision to use OS X, I just hope leopord is a big success and that more and more cool apps are writen to keep people trying OS X and not windows.

    Out of interest, why havn't you tried OS X server? Is there a specific reason you went with Windows 2003 server?

    I think the low marketshare for OSX is working against OSX server. It is, however, a problem of Apple's own making.





    satkin2
    Apr 1, 02:55 AM
    No having a Lion preview I can't say for sure, but I would imagine this will look odd if windowed along side other windows with a different UI. However the push from Apple appears to be for full screen apps. You'd simply switch your app and the whole screen shows what your working on.

    In full screen mode I can see how this iCal UI would work, it will be like having your whole screen as a calendar. I can only really see an issue when working with side by side windows. No matter how much Apple push thier ideas, some people will prefer to work this way.

    To be honest I couldn't care what it looks like. Its the abilities of the programme that matter to me. If there are new features introduced that make iCal a better programme then great. The UI is ultimately just superficial to the abilities the programme offers the user.



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